Or 'How My Absurd Longing for a Material Object is Ruining my Life'.
See what I did there with the title? Because the dress has both ruffles AND feathers? Get it?
But actually this dress does ruffle my feathers. I can't stop thinking about it even though it costs 5K even though it's on sale even though its PPW is probably double what I would spend in total on a dress. I still want it.
It's a sick world we live in.